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    Post  wackjonny Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:15 am

    We are stuck,cant go no where,I cant even get up the hill back end is sliding all over the place!

    Same last year.
    Good news is we got some of them gritting boxes,guess what? Yep f*cker are empty again as was last year.


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    Post  zx10bazza Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:22 am

    Can you not catch the bus?
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    Post  wackjonny Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:55 am

    Just tried again.


    lmao sliding down the hill,heading towards 2 parked cars,had no choice but to mount the kirbs up over the grass missed the cars but f*ck me heart was beating 156 beats a minute.
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    Post  EllieCat Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:30 am

    How clever are you!!!!

    While dodging parked cars, and concentrating on not loosing the entire contents of your bowels, you managed to record your pulse.....and I thought men couldnt multi-task!!!! :lmfao
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    Post  wackjonny Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:41 am

    Ellie did ya not know we men can multi-task.!

    Still cant get up the hill but fun trying,need to be careful though,you can burn the clutch out when the wheels are turning but aint going no where.

    Gonna have another go.
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    Post  EllieCat Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:52 am

    Good Luck....I drove back from Shropshire last night, and didnt see any snow until Mansfield, where there was a little, worse part was Horncastle, and today ive walked to work because its trecharous, and Ive nearly bleeding broken my neck 20 times becuase I opted for style rather then sensible shoes!!! LOL WTF
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    Post  shaunthesheep Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:36 am

    EllieCat wrote:How clever are you!!!!

    While dodging parked cars, and concentrating on not loosing the entire contents of your bowels, you managed to record your pulse.....and I thought men couldnt multi-task!!!! :lmfao


    wer'e not worthy Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow
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    Post  Binky Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:17 am

    WJ what you want is a front wheel drive diesel car ... get you anywhere my old citroen would ... but the mighty skoda is terrible mainly due to the crappy budget tyres I had fitted :scrap)
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    Post  wackjonny Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:19 pm

    Cant get back up the hill......! where we live have to go down a hill then up a hill to head to town....finally got up the hill this morning sliding all over the place.....was fine coming sliding back down the hill home from town...... but the hill where I mounted the kirb on the way down...I cant get back up.

    lmfao did that make sense.


    :lmfao

    Anyway cant get back up the hill so had to park some where else........ I cant see the vehicle,hope its too cold for some fucker to break in,still got my Wets on the rims in there.
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    Post  GEEZOS Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:48 pm

    probs i went to the flicks yars ago with my bit of squeeze when we got back to the van some orible gimp c**t had broke the window, stolen me stereo n shite on the seat ( hir seat ) had to throw away the seat cover, all the police did was give me a crime no, bob neks. :crap)
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    Post  mickster1 Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:17 am

    ere wack! have ya got that car home yet, must be a merc or beemer me thinks ::good luck:
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    Post  wackjonny Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:29 am

    WELL CLOSE CANT GET EITHER UP THE HILL.

    Car is a Jaguar,van is a Mercedes.

    Today I'm calling a holiday till after the new year.
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:47 am

    FUCKING HELL !!!!!!! theres some " scabby bags " on the jezza kyle show this mornin Laughing
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    Post  wackjonny Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:48 am

    :hijack thread
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    Post  Binky Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:58 am

    jezzas show ....puss reckons they crawled out of a swamp
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:03 am

    Binky wrote:jezzas show ....puss reckons they crawled out of a swamp



    physically YES

    mentally ... 10,000,000 yrs ago ( give or take a few mins )
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    Post  Binky Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:05 am

    that steve is really called swampy :scrap)
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:09 am

    Binky wrote:that steve is really called swampy :scrap)



    well !!! " swampy " seems awefully dim
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    Post  Binky Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:10 am

    swampy is the other one who aint there ..... john is a little sad looking
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:18 am

    Binky wrote:swampy is the other one who aint there ..... john is a little sad looking

    you'd be if you were assossiated with any of them fucking retards ...
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    Post  Binky Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:22 am

    well he's had a lucky escape .... swampy is a daddy
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    Post  EllieCat Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:58 am

    Cant get back up the hill......! where we live have to go down a hill then up a hill to head to town....finally got up the hill this morning sliding all over the place.....was fine coming sliding back down the hill home from town...... but the hill where I mounted the kirb on the way down...I cant get back up.

    So........Did u ever get the car home????????? and is it in one piece??? :monkey:
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    Post  wackjonny Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:00 am

    No still parked where i left it as I still cant get up the hill,street is full of cars that are not normally there.
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    Post  robertcains Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:35 am

    EllieCat wrote:
    Cant get back up the hill......! where we live have to go down a hill then up a hill to head to town....finally got up the hill this morning sliding all over the place.....was fine coming sliding back down the hill home from town...... but the hill where I mounted the kirb on the way down...I cant get back up.

    So........Did u ever get the car home????????? and is it in one piece??? :monkey:

    Who the hell is that most gorgeous desirable & red hot creature in your avatar Elliecat?? :flasher:

    By the way you look pretty hot yourself Dance
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    Post  EllieCat Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:27 pm

    Who the hell is that most gorgeous desirable & red hot creature in your avatar Elliecat??

    By the way you look pretty hot yourself



    :lmfao

    I think you may have your beer goggles on, oh sweet love of my life...

    Is that Guy-liner I see before me??? Wonder what all the bikers on here think to Guy Liner!! LOL xxx
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