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    how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:47 am

    1, register as a male escort

    2, enter a singing competetion ( say the x factor )

    3, sing pretty poorly ( but show a bit of ankle )

    4, plead with the judges to give you another chance ( while slipping your business cards into the female judges handbags )

    5, make sure to let slip to all and sundry what your day job is

    6, hey presto bobs your uncle you've made it into the news of the world :lmfao :lmfao
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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:08 am

    but on a more serious note ... I think I see a business opportunity here

    how about " anti-socialmaleescorts.com " ... it pays not to invite us ( company logo )

    we offer a discreet service ... pay us not to come and lower the tone at your posh party ... pay us not to come to your dinner party and so avoiding embarrassing smells ... do you need an after dinner speaker? pay us not to be there so avoiding crude jokes and stories !

    :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao


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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:59 am

    yes just one simple call to us with your credit card details and you can relax .... we stop in the pub rather than gate crash your daughter's 21st birthady party .... phone calls may be recorded for training purposes and general taking the piss Very Happy :lmfao
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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:34 pm

    just been offered 20p to stay in doors Crying or Very sad
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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:04 am

    this thread was loosely inspired by that bird off the x factor chloe mafia ... bloody hell she's been arrested 120 times WTF ... can anyone beat that?

    me 2 times ( not guilty BTW )
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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  weasel64 on Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:10 am

    dont think i can beat 120 ??? :Violin Bow

    but it'd be pretty close :_moon
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    Re: how to make a fortune

    Post  Binky on Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:35 am

    just shaved my beard off ... frightened I might have been arrested for looking like a beggar Laughing

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