Men V Women Translation.

Men's English - Translations

I'm hungry - I'm hungry
I'm sleepy - I'm sleepy
I'm tired - I'm tired
Do you want to go see a film? - I eventually want to have sex with you
Can i take you to dinner? - I eventually want to have sex with you
Can I call you? - I eventually want to have sex with you
Wanna dance? - I eventually want to have sex with you
I love you - I want sex with you now
Nice dress - Nice tits
You look tense shall i give you a massage? - I want to grope you and fondle your breasts
What's wrong love? - What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
I do care - Take it sex is out of the question then
I'm bored - Do you want sex now?
Yes i was just about to say i like how you've done your hair - What a waste of £30 what was it like before anyway???
Let's talk - I'm trying to impress you that i'm a deep person of the 'new man' era and maybe then we can have sex
(Whilst out shopping) Yeah i really like that one - For God's sake pick any f***ing dress then we can go home and have sex
I don't think that blouse and skirt really go together - For Christ's sake - haven't you realised yet - i'm trying to tell you i'm gay!

Women's English - translations

Yes - No
No - Yes
Maybe - NO
I'm sorry - You'll be sorry
We need - I want
It's your decision - Only as long as it matches mine
Do whatever you want - I'll make you pay later if you do
We need to talk - I need to complain
I'm not upset - I'm very upset
It doesn't matter - You wait - i'll have your balls on a plate
You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you think about?
Turn off the light darling - I've got flabby thighs
The kitchen is a bit small - I want a new house
Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive in a minute
How much do you love me (cute voice) - I've done something really stupid that you're not going to like
I'm not yelling - I am yelling but its important
You have to learn to communicate - You have to learn to agree with me
Nothing's wrong - Everythings wrong
Is my bum fat? - Tell me i'm beautiful

wow thats deep

mickster1 wrote:wow thats deep

i think " elliecat " is dropping hints ( as per 1st paragraph )

but i'll say this now

when i say " do you want to go see a film " that s what i MEAN . ( preferably summat like battle of Britain ) NO SEX , NO FONDLING , NO " MONKEY BUISNESS

when i get back from the flicks , i like a dozen cans of booze and a good nights kip .

should by any chance i do take ya too the flicks elliecat , when i stagger off too bed , the dildo's are in the cupboard under the sink

LOL!! Sorry....Not interested in a bloke that doesnt beg for it

When I say No I mean Yes....Or do I mean Yes when I say No??? Oh Im all confused....

EllieCat wrote:LOL!! Sorry....Not interested in a bloke that doesnt beg for it

When I say No I mean Yes....Or do I mean Yes when I say No??? Oh Im all confused....

typical

" beg for it " . i " beg " too get OUT of it .

ellicat .

wheres yer avitar gone ?

I " beg " too get OUT of it

Mmm depends who your trying to 'get out of'...