right here right now

cat sitting .... it's a slow process and I can't go out .... mind you it looks like rain again later

been too the local police station ..had a right good laugh up there i tell ya ( went too pick up tax disc holder that hed snapped/been kicked off ) bird behind the desk was stunning ( about 30yrs old )..crisp white shirt , grey tight knee length skirt high heels , hair done up , bit of red lippy ...gorgiuos ... was chatting her up like a good un i tell ya , almost in her knickers i tell ya ( meaning i recon i coulda took her out , then shagged her in some seedy back ally afer a few jars .. ) bird who bought the lost property in was a babe anawl ..about 50 .. reel fit ...coulda took her in the toilet and done the deed right there and then ..fuckin awesome up the police station by where i live ... aint used too be though ..used too be full of miserable wankers .. and i know , coz i spent most of me youth up there ...f*ck !!!!!

make sure you make good use of the police station while you can as there are cutbacks on the way

I wonder what will happen to those community officers? ... you now the ones that walk round the streets in pairs doing feck all because they've got no power of arrest ... mind you there's a couple of fit female officers round here ( it's probably the uniform )

maybe they'll just get rid of the big male officers save money on uniforms .... maybe put the fit females in mini skirts that would save money aswell