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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:53 am

    here i am sat down doing f*ck all , watching a black guy working his bollocks off , feeding tree branches into a machine just over the road , how the tables have turned over the years :lmfao

    gonna go crack a tinny of lager , get me camping chair out ..and get a better view ...
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:48 am

    I had a guy come over to me today while I was cleaning my bike he had a machete in one hand and a bag in the other ... he wanted to know if I wanted any gardening done ... that's the 2nd one in the last 2 weeks :scrap)
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:51 am

    Binky wrote:I had a guy come over to me today while I was cleaning my bike he had a machete in one hand and a bag in the other ... he wanted to know if I wanted any gardening done ... that's the 2nd one in the last 2 weeks :scrap)


    where did he think he was ? fuckin Burmeese rain forest ..


    trust ya sain " no " ( politely ) as these machette weilding can be very dangerious
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:00 am

    the 1st one we had was a teenager I think he'd OD'd on junior apprentice he wanted a fiver for cutting our postage stamp of a front lawn ... his helper who was about 8 looked really pissed off he'd got the job of pushing a petrol lawn mower through the streets :lmfao

    todays was about 65 and not a word of english he just showed me his tools WTF
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    Binky wrote:the 1st one we had was a teenager I think he'd OD'd on junior apprentice he wanted a fiver for cutting our postage stamp of a front lawn ... his helper who was about 8 looked really pissed off he'd got the job of pushing a petrol lawn mower through the streets :lmfao

    todays was about 65 and not a word of english he just showed me his tools WTF



    MMMmmmmmm its the " tools " bit im trying too picture


    heres a picture of a poverty stricken asian girl breast feeding ( last bit of vid )

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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:06 am

    FUCKIN HELL !! THERE ALL AT IT IN ASIA







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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:09 am

    STONE THE CROWS !!!! THIS f*ck*r HAS GOT TOO BE 12 YRS OLD

    ( ya see a bit of penis in the 1st bit , so look away )


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:13 am

    mind you .... you have to admire his persistence Very Happy
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:15 am

    Binky wrote:mind you .... you have to admire his persistence Very Happy



    :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao im the same with mell ... i just love sucking them juicy titties ... :
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:18 am

    NAHHHH !!! COME ON SERIOUSLY ... this one looks like me on the Kronenborg1664



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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:18 am

    fuckin " bostin " nipple ..as we say in the black country
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:21 am

    :lmfao how was your can of lager? :beer :beer
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:23 am

    how good was that milk he looked like he'd been on stella! Shocked
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:24 am

    actually i abstained .. and i also had egg on toast for brekkies instead of Madras ( of which there are 2 hot fuckers in the freezer ) SO looks like i need too visit doctors for a brain scan ...
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:26 am

    Binky wrote:how good was that milk he looked like he'd been on stella! Shocked


    i'd suck " piss " outta that nipple ..it looks extremely nice to suck on ...
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:31 am

    righto got to pop out .... back later
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    i " popped out " a few years ago ...got arrested for it :lmfao :lmfao
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    Post  EllieCat Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:20 am

    Well chaps, I think its very admirable that your promoting 'Breast Feeding'


    Maybe STS, seen as your looking for a job, hows about volunteering at your local mother and toddlers group and helping new mums with breast feeding?? lol!

    Im sure you'd go down a storm......



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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:22 am

    shaunthesheep wrote:here i am sat down doing f*ck all , watching a black guy working his bollocks off , feeding tree branches into a machine just over the road , how the tables have turned over the years :lmfao

    gonna go crack a tinny of lager , get me camping chair out ..and get a better view ...

    i'll add that the guy gave me a link too his you-tube vid for me to look at ..said it might be adventagious for me ...so i'm sharing it with you guys


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    Very Happy
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