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    Post  shaunthesheep Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:04 am

    me and the prince am " doubling up " on the firestorm ( if Mell cant make it , but she recons she cant coz of stocktakin ) ...
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    Post  Binky Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:21 am

    I'm going to see if I can get the day off so I can go watch
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    Post  shaunthesheep Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:33 am

    Binky wrote:I'm going to see if I can get the day off so I can go watch


    me too ...
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    Post  Binky Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:53 am

    wow was just watching that bird on countdown .... cracking job
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:00 am

    Binky wrote:wow was just watching that bird on countdown .... cracking job



    you mean the bird who replaced carol vorrdermann ??

    yer right , shes fuckin gorgious AND clever .. i recon shes every bit as good as vorrdermann ..prolly even better ...aint seen her f*ck up on a numbers game yet


    bet she shaggs like a whore anawl ... yummy



    same as that bird on MotoGP ( BBC2 ) the one that took over from suzzi perry ...summat about her i really like ..i think i want too give her fantastic sex ..at least 4 times a day ... she looks like a " plain jane " i know ..but she duz it for me ....( getting amazing erection as i type now )


    oh !!! wev'e bathed the dog and put some anti flea liquid on him

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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:32 am

    someone put a video on youtube of all the outfits the bird off countdown wears

    I watch eurosport for the moto gp .... it doesn't have the same effect on me as the bird from the bbc has on STS :lmfao


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:22 am

    that more like it nudge nudge wink wink Smile




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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:35 am

    it's times like this that I wish I'd tried harder at school :lmfao
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:49 am

    CWoooooooooooooooRRRRR just used my " w***ing spanner " too good effect , really like the new countdown bird ..

    heres some footage of the bismark




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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:00 am

    just text work asked them to roata me off for the 20th
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:05 am

    yeah ! ...phoned jobcentreplus ...told em i couldnt sign on coz i'm off to Oulton Park ...


    went down like a fuckin lead balloon :lmfao

    aint even me sighning on day either :lmfao

    had a right stroppy c**t the other day ..ringing me up ( from JCplus ) i soon put him in his place ..and i MEAN i put him in his place .. had the fuckin pecker grovellin .. wankers ...

    prolly tell ya about it friday ..if i remember ..or whatever
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:07 am

    here's some footage of the scharnhorst


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:14 am

    watching jezza god I feel like a beer now :lmfao
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:17 am

    fuckin hell !!! i got shitt loadsa booze here .. dont feel like one though , must go see the doctor .. ( makes me fuckin hungry when i see him , he's chineeze)
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:18 am

    there you go her's an intersting video


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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:24 am

    dairy crest milkfloats have always been a favourite of mine ..lot posher then the ones i used to go in .. fuckin brotherlaw used too send me too the houses with fuckin big b*stard dogs in the garden ...shitt meself on many occation ...had some right laughs anawl .. fuckin milkfloats am shitt uphill ..but downhill , theres another story .. used too do a sunday round in half the time the other floats could do it .. we were awesome .. also dilivered dairy produce & pop ... made a bob or two on the side anawl .... great times on the milk floats i tell ya ...

    heres a some footage of the graf spee


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:26 am

    this one is like a marmite moment


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:36 am

    I used to do bread round on a saturday ... used to send me to the tight fisted grannies who never paid up .... in one of these but with sliding doors great on a summers day


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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:40 am

    off to do some cleaning Sad
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:42 am

    i remember when we 1st moved up here ( where we are now ) 1967 , me sister went red mad for a " poncho " ( mexican thingy ) me mom relented after months of " i want , i want , i want " and crochet'ed her one ( dunno if i spelt crochet'ed right ) me mom used to crochet hats for loadsa relatives and friends ..anyway ..within about a week of it being done ..me fuckin sister never wore it again ...and i bet its still in the attic ..
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:48 am

    commer van ....broke into one of them ...fuckin years ago ( down the lane next to our house ) ...knicked loadsa tobbaccoo and ciggies from local shop ( sent the old bloke out to back for summat stupid like " lamp oil " took him ages ...used too regularly relieve him of smoking stuff ... ) got van started ..and me mate drove it round the farmland ( no merry hill centre then ) while we all skinned up .. oh ! and got waisted on stole booze anawl ... eventually we burned it ( comma van ) ... and slept the booze off before retuning home ...fuckin fire brigade hated us lot ...forever setting stuff ablaze ... good old days them ..were only a nipper ( about 14 ) great days
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:41 am

    feck me that might come back to bite you on the bum ... just watched CSI they're pooh hot :Rules
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:46 am

    Binky wrote:feck me that might come back to bite you on the bum ... just watched CSI they're pooh hot :Rules


    well it was 36 years ago :lmfao

    i aint got the same haircut now as i did then .. they wouldnt recognize me

    but i'll just say ...i looked like Mungo fuckin Jerry ...
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    Post  Binky Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:08 am

    :lmfao them CSI guys are clever did you know even though your fingers have grown from when you were 14 your finger prints remain the same :Rules ... they simply magnify your old prints to the size they are now and bingo you're nicked :lmfao
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    Post  shaunthesheep Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:12 am

    Binky wrote: :lmfao them CSI guys are clever did you know even though your fingers have grown from when you were 14 your finger prints remain the same :Rules ... they simply magnify your old prints to the size they are now and bingo you're nicked :lmfao


    straingly enough YES ...i did know that .. BUT after 34 yrs of masterbating ..i have no fingerprints left


    and yes ...i can jerk with both hands ( i perfected that after i broke me finger on me left hand when i were 10 ....)

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