What are the chances of having a puncture twice in one day?

Jumped in the waggon off I went got to first job,looked at rear tyre when I got there.........flat tyre............ffs called central tryes come out put me a new one on, cheapest of all truck tryes you can buy hankook tyres £254 fitted.

loss on first job.........off I went to Cotgrave second job next to the one he just fitted flat tyre again...........WTF is going on here Rang them up,come out fitted yet another tyre guess how much,yep £254.

What a day,had f*ck all to eat all day,got a headache....f*ck it I'm going on the sauce at 4:30 pm then going for a big fat steak.

Mum is over from France to visit told her yesterday that I would take for a meal and pay for her,my uncle John and auntie Pam as my mother is staying with them.........oh and my Mrs..........real posh steak house as well,aint gonna be cheap bet thats gonna cost me £120 so todays has been sh!t,but chin up eh! I'm sure the sauce will make me feel better.

Kinell,kick me while I'm down why don't ya.

wackjonny wrote:Jumped in the waggon off I went got to first job,looked at rear tyre when I got there.........flat tyre............ffs called central tryes come out put me a new one on, cheapest of all truck tryes you can buy hankook tyres £254 fitted.

loss on first job.........off I went to Cotgrave second job next to the one he just fitted flat tyre again...........WTF is going on here Rang them up,come out fitted yet another tyre guess how much,yep £254.

What a day,had f*ck all to eat all day,got a headache....f*ck it I'm going on the sauce at 4:30 pm then going for a big fat steak.

Mum is over from France to visit told her yesterday that I would take for a meal and pay for her,my uncle John and auntie Pam as my mother is staying with them.........oh and my Mrs..........real posh steak house as well,aint gonna be cheap bet thats gonna cost me £120 so todays has been sh!t,but chin up eh! I'm sure the sauce will make me feel better.

Kinell,kick me while I'm down why don't ya.

am ya going for the " hat-trick " tonight ? or catching the train ?

say " hi " too aunty pam for me

kinell sts don't say that forgotten they come in 3's.......I will let you know if summat does happen.

Still going on the sauce at 4:30 anyway


Just wanted to get the job done get out the lorry call it a loss,walked through the door first thing Mrs said was need some money,yeah sure love take it out me wallet DIDN'T RAISE A EYE BROW.......Cant be bothered.

DONT FORGET TOO SAY " HI " TOO AUNTY PAM . . . .ffs

i'll be seeing my aunty kathleen , next week some time .. i'll say hi too her for ya . . . ok

Will yo feck off about my auntie Pam.

Gonna ring em up say we are still going for a meal but ya can pay for ya selves....bollocks to it.

OH !!!!!!! . . so your NOT gonna say " hi " too Aunty Pam for me . . .


bollocks then

wont say hi too me Aunty Kathleen for you . . . ingrate

Today mr sts what ever abuse you throw at me can hardly hurt my feelings,beside if the clock was reversed I would send you flowers and a small gift to cheer you up.





Cheers......................................(Mate) said in a high pitched voice.

aint throwing abuse . . .just want ya too say " hi " too Aunty Pam for me

see there ya go again

Gonna take that slap head off.



Shaunthesheep.

well !!!! im a better man then that . STILL gona say " hi " too me AUNTY KATH . for ya . . coz im a great guy

Thanks for that!

On a up note......!


Can ya remember baldy locks,ya know dead man walking,sent him email other day asking if he was still dead,he aint got back to me yet.

YEAH BUT ! he still frequents MCN . . what ya recon ?

you'd like my Aunty Kath ,

ok last comment did raise a smile......

Yes sts I will say hello to Auntie Pam for you.

good

wackjonny wrote:ok last comment did raise a smile......

Yes sts I will say hello to Auntie Pam for you.

so ? >>>. how is Aunty Pam ? , trust she's well .