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    Post  shaunthesheep on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:07 am

    do ya actually like doing it ? ( i know , i know , it dont go out in the wet , but at some point ya MIGHT get caught out in a shower ) i HATE it , gorra go do it now , dont mind throwing a bit of polish on it now and again but HELL all that arseing around with buckets of water / cleaner stuff . . HATE IT Mad

    gorra bleed clutch saterday ( preparation for a possible sunday morn escapade ) fluid is dirtier then 2 whores in a nottingham brothel Crying or Very sad
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    Post  Binky on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:13 am

    I always thought that up there the women out numbered the guys so the professional working girls had to be pretty clean to get anything Bitch
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    Post  Binky on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:15 am

    do you remember when we got lost in nottingham and ended up riding through the red light disrict? lol!
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    Post  shaunthesheep on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:22 am

    Binky wrote:do you remember when we got lost in nottingham and ended up riding through the red light disrict? lol!

    DO I EVER !! Smile

    went straight too XMARKS house to push out a " cock slug " or 2 in he's crapper Dancing
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    Post  shaunthesheep on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:25 am

    Binky wrote:I always thought that up there the women out numbered the guys so the professional working girls had to be pretty clean to get anything Bitch


    BINKY Cool Cool

    what they mean by " clean " up there is , that the birds have washed behind there ears at LEAST twice in a year Very Happy
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    Post  Binky on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:27 am

    saturday afternoon and the hookers were dressed like secretaries Biker
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    Post  shaunthesheep on Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:29 am

    Binky wrote:saturday afternoon and the hookers were dressed like secretaries Biker

    got " cock in hand " . . . . . procceed with story Smile
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    Post  firestormmike2342 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:06 am

    I dont really like claening it,just liked to look at it when its done only to go get it shit up again.
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    Post  wackjonny on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:00 am

    aint cleaned my bike for ages,mrs does most of it,honest she does,loves cleaning my bike.

    I stand over her telling where she missed a bit.

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    Post  mickster1 on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:32 am

    cant stand to see my bike mucky so it gets done from top to toe and i actually like it Surprised
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    Post  Binky on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:45 am

    I usually wet the bike with the hose then a liberal spray with auto glym then back to the hose .... normally done with a mug of tea :beer
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    Post  zx10bazza on Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:49 am

    LOVE CLEANING MY BIKE.

    In fact just finished.

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    Post  firestormmike2342 on Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:06 am

    Remove the battery and put it on a charger. Store it at a temperature above 32 degrees F and trickle-charge it once a month.

    Wash and wax all the painted and chrome parts.


    Lubricate the chain.

    Put a blanket over it.
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    Re: CLEANING YOUR MOTORCYCLE

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