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    Where the f ks our summer again

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    Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:28 am

    Was the same last year pooh summer.

    Is it gonna be like this every year.......All I want is maybe 1 week of sunshine for 12 hours aday..........ffs........pissing it down in Nottingham.

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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:34 am

    78f and sunny here ... got a ice cold beer ( lager ) in me hand ..got me shorts on .... gonna go relax in the garden now ...awesome !!!! ya really should be here ..( or Mexico ) MMmmmmmmmm


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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:03 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:78f and sunny here ... got a ice cold beer ( lager ) in me hand ..got me shorts on .... gonna go relax in the garden now ...awesome !!!! ya really should be here ..( or Mexico ) MMmmmmmmmm

    your gonna get a smack around the earole with that Mexico Joke.
    :scrap)

    And it aint 76 f in Brum its 66 f........!

    Anyway we booked to go to the Maldives this year.........WHhooooo love me Hols.

    Gonna punch mark when I see him.

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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:04 pm

    i aint in birmingham .... a good 8 miles from brum actually


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    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:06 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:i aint in birmingham .... a good 8 miles from brum actually



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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:06 pm

    and its " 78f " ..NOT ... " 76f "
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:08 pm

    MMmmmmmmm Nottingham , Nottingham , Nottingham ... rings a bell ...




    oh yeah !!!!!!! fizzy pop league team ....
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:11 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:and its " 78f " ..NOT ... " 76f "
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bollocks"!

    wiv ya politically correct pooh!







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    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:13 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:MMmmmmmmm Nottingham , Nottingham , Nottingham ... rings a bell ...




    oh yeah !!!!!!! fizzy pop league team ....



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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:14 pm

    how can you associate temperture with political correctness ? it'll be interesting to hear ...


















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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:16 pm

    dunno............I aint a smart man.........was just trying to impress you.....!

    f ked up again.

    Sorry STS....




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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:17 pm

    am ya watching deal or no deal ?? want the chaps mom to suck me willie
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:18 pm

    its on more4
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:20 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:am ya watching deal or no deal ?? want the chaps mom to suck me willie

    Emerdale for me.......well the Mrs.......zaks Brother is mutten jedd and just Brought the stiff in the house for a wake.



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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:24 pm

    the correct " cockney ryming slang " for > mutton < is :

    mutton jeff = deaf

    never heard of your version ..that said i might be wrong


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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:28 pm

    brown bread = dead

    father ted = dead

    right said fred = dead


    theres more im sure ...as theres a lot of it about these days ( dead folk )


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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:28 pm

    I was referring to DEAD...........!

    JED...... have a look at that cockney rhyming slang!

    wikipedia it ya fick c@nt.

    Mutton Jed..........!


    The picture will explaine ie..............ahhh never mind.

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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:31 pm

    they got it wrong

    " jed " is blackcountry slang ...( meaning dead )


    wikipedia is written by ordinary folk ( well added to by ordinary folk ) and is suseptable too mistakes ... yours being one of them i fear
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:33 pm

    and i know what you were refereing to ( it was obvious )


    i still love you whackjonnie ... prolly more then ever now
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:33 pm

    shaunthesheep wrote:they got it wrong

    " jed " is blackcountry slang ...( meaning dead )


    wikipedia is written by ordinary folk ( well added to by ordinary folk ) and is suseptable too mistakes ... yours being one of them i fear

    Exactly Jed.........we use the same mutton Jed.....ie dead.


    Ya wearing me out Mark!
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  wackjonny on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:34 pm

    AV THIS F KER
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:36 pm

    mutton jed ( dont exist )

    jed is BLACKCOUNTRY ...

    ie : when a reletive kicks the bucket here ( blackcountry ) we say the bloke ( or woman ) is " JED " coz thats the way we talk ...simple
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:37 pm

    thanks for the prezzie whackjonnie ....

    ps ( the cockneys musta pinched a bit of blackcountry ) ( unlikley though )
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    Re: Where the f ks our summer again

    Post  shaunthesheep on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:43 pm

    well !!!! im a bit hyped up over yesterdays chess match with this russian guy , lasted ( nearly ) the full 3 hours ( 1.5 hours each ) i fucked up ...got let off the hook ( woulda left me with a bishop , rook & pawn versus queen ) quite equal i know ..but fuckin did me head in ... luckily HE fucked up later , and i didnnt miss me oppertunity ..had an headache all fuckin day ...

    been anylizing match in me head ...i shoulda lost ( wernt gonna give in though )

    he used 1 hour 15mins .. i had used 1 hour 20mins .. so no time concerns as was well into endgame

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