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    am i bad ???

    Post  weasel64 on Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:16 pm

    only gone & forgotten wor lasses buffday ( again ) tis today !!!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

    ffs roll on dementia at least then i got a legit excuse , :Rules

    yep!!! well & truly in the ' dog house ' :Violin

    question is ?? if i fire her a length ya reckon it'd make up for it a bit ???? :bed :bed Bow Bow lol!
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    Re: am i bad ???

    Post  wackjonny on Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:38 pm

    I do that every year......dare not go ask her when it is.......it's either July the second or June the 4th........hang on ill go ask..................kinda proud...... it's the 5th of June....only a day out......?


    ONE LAST THING..........Weasel shame on you for forgetting ....ya wanna be ashamed of ya self....self sentenced pig.........!

    Lengh........! I thought u was firing in CM'S.









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    Post  shaunthesheep on Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:52 am

    NEVER bought me mrs a birthday prezzie OR wedding anniversary prezzie in me life ...waste of fuckin money ..dont even buy cards ..if she dont like it ..she can f*ck the right off ..( and she knows this , thats why i never have any aggro ) train them from the start ...and you'll get no shitt ( bit too late for you lot though )

    that said ..25th anny soon ( october the summat ) MIGHT get her a little summat ..will only come too a fiver or at a stretch a tenner ...might just give her the cash though ...


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    Post  Binky on Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:15 am

    YES you are very BAD! :scrap)

    mind you I can't even remember my own birthday :lmfao
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    Post  EllieCat on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:24 am

    TUT TUT!!!


    My birthday is NEVER forgotten (Mainly coz I harp on about it for weeks/days before!!!)

    And I went trailbiking in Wales for me birthday!! Woo Hoo! (But I was 40!! Crying or Very sad )

    Men!!! You wouldnt be getting any rumpy pumpy if you forgot my birthday LOL....Hows about nipping out and ordering a HUGE bouquet of flowers Weasel ???? ...and book a table at a restaurant, nip to Ann Summers and buy some undies....and a box of chocs and I think she'll forgive you!!


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    Post  shaunthesheep on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:28 am

    no rummpy pummpy ??? yeah right !!! id have a curry 1st , then a few lagers , then rummpy pummpy ..then id wash and dry the dishes with yer bloomers ...sorted Smile
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    Post  EllieCat on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:30 am

    STS, you old romantic.... Flowers at Door
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    Post  shaunthesheep on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:32 am

    EllieCat wrote:STS, you old romantic.... Flowers at Door


    i know ...and it'll be the 1st time ive ever done the dishes anawl ...but your worth it Flowers at Door
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    Re: am i bad ???

    Post  shaunthesheep on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:33 am

    PS ...is that your parrot ( on yer avitar ) ??


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    Re: am i bad ???

    Post  weasel64 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:02 am

    got home earlyish yesterday so took her to the pub , i went to the cash machine next door t'pub , she went into our local & ordrered the beer & by the time i got in ( approx 5 mins later ) , she'd been bought 3 black sambukas & 2 pints !!!!! Shocked Shocked

    didnt even give me a sniff of her glass ??? & i had to buy me own fuggin beer !!!! :Violin

    how bads that ???? ( bit selfish if ya ask me ) :lmfao :lmfao
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    Post  EllieCat on Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:28 pm

    PS ...is that your parrot ( on yer avitar ) ??

    LOL Its actually a friends Eagle Owl that lives in their garden.
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    Post  shaunthesheep on Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:31 pm

    now this is what i call a bird of prey ( took at western park country show last year )


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